Retirement Countdown Timer
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So so close to retirement! Just imagine yourself sitting on the beach with a cool drink near, not a care in the world, or just relaxing in your favorite chair with a good book and your cat close, paradise! Only 3582 days, 9 hours, 34 min and 15 seconds left!!... Why, oh why isn't this broken, it should show 2 days! *sigh*
Well even if retirement is far away, counting the days is amusing and this clock makes for a great gag gift for somebody closing in - or for anybody to use it for vacations instead of retirement. Now doesn't "43 days left since vacation" sound much more appealing?
- 4" wide by 2.5" high
- Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start counting again
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