The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm
This clever little book will help fine tune your, we're sure, already exceptional sarcasm, with a little more knowledge from all the witty and hilarious definitions it provides. Entirely politically incorrect, in case you or the recipient of the gift are easily offended.
A small preview:
Reality: A state in which you assume everybody else resides, until you start dating.
Maturity: A word that keeps failing in its attempt to make 'boring' sound like a good thing.
Bar Hopping: A socially-acceptable way to incorporate exercise into your binge drinking.
Single: The condition of being both tragically pitiful and gloriously free at the same time.