Magic 8 Ball
The Magic 8 Ball is what fortune tellers actually have hidden under their crystal balls. You just need to ask this wonderful device a question, shake it and it will tell you the truth people have kept from you and the future you should be afraid of. From now on, you don't need to take another step without consulting the Magic 8 Ball and you're sure to only have good luck in your endeavours!
The 8 Ball gives 20 possible answers, making it highly superior to flipping a coin and helping you randomly decide your future.