How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
You know those cute and adorable things your cat does, like sleeping on your warm electronics, jumping at your legs out of nowhere, kneading on you while purring? Well, these and other seemingly lovable gestures are all tests for your cat to check how vulnerable you would be to its attacks and ploys to destroy your chances of protecting yourself.
Don't believe us? What's it doing now? Sleeping huh, more like PLOTTING YOUR DEMISE!
This instructional book contains valuable information about the world of cats and their plans to become feline rulers of the world, so keep this book close, but out of sight of your little furry spy.