Canned Unicorn Meat
Fresh unicorn meat was a staple food for the human population many centuries ago when unicorns used to run free and spread their magic willingly! Until we killed them off almost completely. Almost because a few unicorns have been spotted in a wood in Albania and we've managed to get some of their juicy meat and put it in cans for you to enjoy!
The Canned Unicorn Meat is actually a fancy can with a dismembered stuffed unicorn inside, but the magic it spreads is still real! It's great for showing off to your friends and impressing your mother with how you try to make dinner.
Unicorn meat. Every nutrient you need, plus a dash of magic!