Sorry I Pooped In Your Shoe (Letters from Doggie)
Since you don't walk me anymore, I didn't think you'd mind if I pooped in your shoe. - Dog
In this hilarious book, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents 50 letters from dogs where various dogs write their owners about the adorable things the do: why they're chewing on your 200$ shoes, how they just love being carried in purses and think you like them splashing cold water on you after jumping in the lake.
These are just a few things that our canine friends would tell us. Among those: