The batteries on your doorbell suddenly died and ya can't hear people knocking on your door? Not to worry your purdy little head, we got your back! Just make you'self a fancy doorbell of your own by getting some string, a plank and one of those cans ya got lying around your home and BOOM ya got you'self a brand new doorbell!
Or just get this doorbell from us, it's stylish, see the stars, those are fancy, aren't they? Also recyclable! We heard that's a good thing, whatever that is. So don't keep Bobby Jo, Betty Lou and Ray Ray waiting at the door, it's rude!