Johnny Bravo T-Shirt
Woah, mama! What's a hot woman like you doing in a place like this? Enough about you, let's talk about me, Johnny Bravo.
Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoo-hah!
Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?
Smooth as a devil, that's Johnny.
And that could be you too, with the same... refinement... and charm... and looks! Excuse my twitching. Of course, nobody would mind less hair gel and better lines, but you'll do what you can while flashing this Johnny Bravo T-shirt to the nostalgic ladies who loved Cartoon Network!