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You Have to F*****g Eat

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The sunrise is golden and lovely, 

The birds chirp and twitter and tweet, 

You woke me and asked for some breakfast, 

So why the fuck won't you eat?

Words of wisdom. "You Have to F*****g Eat" will show the struggles and woes of every parent who has to deal with a picky eater or a child who just won't eat. It's written by Adam Mansbach in his trademark affectionate style, while also being genuine, honest and more than funny. The colorful language will amuse the adults, but you shouldn't read this funny book to your children though.

It makes for a fun gift for any would-be parent, new parent or parents and grandparents of any age to remind them of the years of dinner table frustration.

This is, of course, a sequel to "Go the f**k to sleep".

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