The Cockblock Costume
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.
Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because he was coffin.
If you think you're as punny as we think we are, for this Halloween you will wear this mysterious box with a rooster on it. Now go stand between your friend and that nice young lady and pose with your costume! Voila!
Bonus: it leaves your legs uncovered to allow you to run from your angered and cockblocked friend.
- Men's Adult Regular Size