Horse Head Mask
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse "Why the long face?". The horse, unable to understand human language, knocks over a few tables and runs out the door.
Yes yes, we don't tell great jokes, but we did find this latex horse head mask that will make you the life of the party while you make your own puns and bad jokes. For added fun, get a few of these heads for your friends and throw a horse party in a stable for a real farm feel!