Death by Chocolate Birthday Card
On the inside: Hope your birthday is to die for!
Ah, chocolate, the most delicious sin of all, most interested in getting to your thighs and belly than to your sinful soul. If a loved one could find no purpose in life without chocolate, this is the card to accompany their gift - which we hope consists of tons and tons of chocolate so they could try the Torture by chocolate dessert pictured.
And who could resist such chocolate anyway?
- 7 x 5 x 0.2 inches
- Matching envelope included
- Hand folded and printed in NJ
- Postage pre-paid