A Pug's Guide to Dating
As adorable as they are, pugs aren't very good at romance - charm just passes them by and leaves them looking goofy as opposed to refined and classy. This fancy guide to dating will take your average Joe pug and make him a dashing gentleman or a lovely lady with perfect manners!
The book includes advice on personal grooming:
"Lick. Lick often; Lick thoroughly. Lick until you can lick no more. Lick the air if necessary."
"Did you just roll in fox poop or is that your natural aroma?"
Where to bring your date:
"This is where I pee".
And even advice on speed dating, on how to show your love and how to deal with heartbreak (if such a tragedy happens). All accompanied by charming illustrations that show the sillyness that makes pugs the cuties they are. This book definitely makes for a wonderful gift for any pug owner.